The fella recoiled in horror and asked ‘What the hell is going on with those feet of yours, they stink!’ As he kicked my work shoes across the floor to the other side of the room. He continued, ‘Agh I just sat down and caught a briefest whiff of those shoes…they are nasty, how can they smell so bad?!’

Well… They smell so bad as they are my ‘chef shoes’. At work I often spend time working as a chef in a really hot kitchen and these are what I wear, mostly barefoot as they are cosy and don’t slip.

As you can see they are trashed and smelly, stained with my foot sweat on the fabric soles. I’d quite like a replacement pair for work, so if you’d like to make me an offer for them, get in touch xxx